To stun with a pun is so much fun

Tis a wonder it’s not more often done

Games of linguistic skill always thrill and delight my will

For what I desire is to climb higher than the loftiest spire

as I scale the stairs of speech which allow my mind to reach its highest seat.

Do I like to read?

If I had to bleed to create the books I love,

I’d not begrudge

In summation, based on the narration

which described your research job

Your interests and mine follow similar lines,

and together we might

from a jealous world her secrets rob.

Read more about me, in this C.V.

And when you decide

“This fellow’s great, let’s not wait, lest we be too late.”

Call me on the telephone that in your quest you might not be alone.